The Spice Must Flow (To You)

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You CAN write a novel

Look up there at the topic. Read it again. Now read it out loud. It’s true. Listen, I know that writing a novel can be intimidating. When I was a teenager I started at least half a dozen novels in all sorts of genres: fantasy, science fiction, crime, adventure. And all of them met the…